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TECHNOLOGY
Psychic Uri Geller Says He Can Bend iPhones With His Mind
“But not the new Galaxy!” he proclaims during paid appearance for Samsung.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Need for Order, Certainty, Dogmatism Associated With Conservatism; Tolerance for Ambiguity, Complexity, Openness to New Experiences, With Liberalism
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Weak Hitting Linked to Increased PED Testing
League exploring possibility of decreased PED testing.
FCC Ends NFL Blackout Rule
Millionaires with lavish stadium suites can now stay home, watch game on TV.
Who said that teachers should use a curriculum that promotes respect for authority, patriotism, and avoid materials that “encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife, or disregard for the law?”
A )China's Minister of Education.
B )Head of Public Education, Russia.
C )Chief of Public Instruction for Klingon Empire.
D ) Member of the Jefferson County, Colorado Public School Board.
Hint: this country could use a little old-fashioned respect for authority!
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Restaurant for Cats and Dogs Opens in Amsterdam
So far, dogs bigger tippers.

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