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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 20 - 26, 2014
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NEW PRODUCTS
New “Air Umbrella” Uses Air to Protect You From Rain
Protection from disparaging remarks not included.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Apple, Google Paying Women to Freeze Eggs So They Can Continue Working, Get Pregnant Later
And companies can examine eggs, choose gender, intelligence they want in future employees.
 
SPORTS
Advertising on Uniforms Part of NBA's Long-Term TV Deal
Players want tattoo ads included.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Housing Market Rebounds
Dream of owning one's own home a reality again.
FEATURE
Military chiefs from the U.S., Britain, France, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Bahrain and Qatar met to discuss a name for their joint effort against ISIS. The top contenders were:
A )Operation Wait and See
B )Operation Letís Break for Lunch
C )Operation FUBAR
Hint: World War II nostalgia is very hot right now.
 
RELIGION
Vatican Softens Stance on Gays
Singing “YMCA” no longer punishable by excommunication.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Company's Ebola-Themed Plush Toys Sell Out Quickly
Some young child's going to be awfully disappointed this Christmas.

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