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MUSIC
New Theory: Bach's Wife Wrote Some of His Greatest Works
Also wrote jokes for him when he was called upon to speak.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Google Programmers Developing Computer That Can Program Itself
Once it's fully operational, Google plans to fire its programmers.
IBM Supercomputer Watson to Analyze Every Tweet on Twitter
Looking for clues to meaning of life.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New Book Calls for Florida, Georgia, South Carolina to Secede and Form a “Traditional Values” Country Called “Reagan”
A place without taxes or a minimum wage, and no one mentions AIDS.
 
EDUCATION
University of Pennsylvania Offering Class on “Wasting Time on the Internet”
It's a required course for those majoring in Ennui.
What does this list represent?
1. United Kingdom
2. Switzerland
3. Sweden
4. Australia
5. Germany
6. The Netherlands
7. New Zealand
8. Norway
9. France
10. Canada
11. U.S.
A )The top industrialized nations in overall quality of cheese.
B )The top industrialized nations in overall quality of sweaters.
C )The top industrialized nations in overall quality of beer.
D )The top industrialized nations in overall quality of health care.
Hint: when was the last time you saw a doctor?
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Kim Jong-un Visits Hello Kitty-Themed Orphanage
He's rumored to possess world's largest collection of Hello Kitty products.

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