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TECHNOLOGY
Prototype of Facebook's Virtual Reality System Demonstrated
When perfected, it will allow you to live entirely in your own universe, with no human contact whatsoever until the batteries die out.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
People Who Are Easily Disgusted More Likely to Be Conservative
Except those easily disgusted by conservatives.
Arkansas, Nebraska, South Dakota Vote to Hike Minimum Wage
Voters thought they were supporting hiking.
Report: Expelled Nazis Received Millions in Social Security
Another example of good things happening to bad people.
 
ENVIRONMENT
World's Sand Disappearing Due to Human Development, Rising Seas
And a sudden demand for hourglasses.
FEATURE
A recent study of New York City's rat population estimated how many rats?
  A ) at least ten million
  B ) at least five million
  C ) only two million
Hint: it didn't include the financial district.
 
TRAVEL
Airlines Continue Effort to Squeeze More People Into Less Space
By starving them on long flights.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New Twinkie Eating Champion Crowned
He celebrates by going on shooting rampage.

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