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ART
Warhol's “Triple Elvis” Sells at Auction for $82 Million
Buyer had to hock ten Rembrandts to pay for it.
 
MEDIA
Russia to Create Own Version of Wikipedia
With its own version of misinformation.
 
BUSINESS
ISIS Plans to Mint Own Currency
Though they'll still accept personal checks.
Largest Chocolate Makers Say World Running Out of Chocolate
Suggest celebrating Easter every other year.
 
PEOPLE
Mormon Church Officially Acknowledges Joseph Smith Had Up to 40 Wives
Says he was faithful to all of them.
SCIENCE
Study: Playing Video Games
May Improve Brain

Concludes parents should encourage their children to try playing video games, if only for a short while at first.
Global Warming Will Cause
Increase in Lightning Strikes

Causing more forest fires, causing more global warming.
 
Researchers Raise Chickens From 1957, 1978, 2005
At this rate, chickens in 2042 will be the size of a Chevy Suburban.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientists Can Predict Spread of Disease by Studying Wikipedia Reading Habits
Apparently consuming vast amounts of inaccurate information makes us more susceptible.
Researchers Find New Virus in Most Humans That's Making Us Dumber
Fortunately we were still smart enough to find it.

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