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TECHNOLOGY
Google “Smart” Spoon Compensates for Shaky Hand to Aid in Eating
Also being sold as Google “Gag” Spoon, for big laughs at formal dinner parties.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
President of Turkey: Muslims Discovered Americas in 1178
Deemed worthless — it had no holy places.
Deforestation Down 18% in
Amazon Last Year

E-book sales up 18% last year, reports Amazon.
 
FACTOID
Poll: 42% Identify Themselves
As Independent

Though half secretly admit to being conservative, other half liberal.
LITERATURE
France: Rare Shakespeare Folio Discovered
It was buried under a stack of Cliffs Notes.
 
SPORTS
After Disappointing Season, New
York Mets Move Fences In

Fans love it when outfielders crash into fence.
Football Attacked as Brutal, Debilitating Sport
With some intriguing matchups this weekend.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
“Realistic” Barbies Selling Quickly
To little girls with dreams of being frumpy.

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