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OBAMA ON RACIAL DIVIDE:
WE HAVE MADE PROGRESS
Keeps hands up throughout press
conference “just in case.” |
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Terrorists Using Cruise Ships
for Transportation
But endless buffets making them too
fat to wear explosive belts. |
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Report: More Pakistanis Choosing
ISIS Over Al Qaeda
Say it's like when they left Myspace
for Facebook. |
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 Giant White
Truffle Sells at Auction for $61,250
To some very hungry diners. |
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U.S. Birthrate Declines for Sixth
Consecutive Year
Experts blame fewer power outages. |
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Republicans Anxious to
Reform Tax Structure
Poor have had it “too good for too
long.” |
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The Surgeon General has determined
that selling loose cigarettes on the street can be
detrimental to your health. |
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Employers Add 321,000 Jobs in
November, Most in Three Years
Explains all those sign-spinners on street corners. |
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House Passes Bill Preventing Former
Nazis From Receiving Social Security
First bill in six years to get bipartisan support. |
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California Drought Most
Severe in 1200 Years
In 914 AD you had to ask for a glass
of water, they didn't just give it to you. |
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