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PEOPLE
Cheney Says Torturers “Should Be Decorated, Not Criticized”
Proposes Bronze Star for Outstanding Courage by torturer.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Women Divide Men Up Into
Three Types

Levitra, Cialis and Viagra.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Rare Apple 1 That Steve Jobs Programmed Sells at Auction for $365,000
Buyer says he has “a lot of upgrading to do.”
 
SPORTS
Football's Popularity Declines Among More Educated, More Liberal
Still popular with dumb conservatives.
 
ART
Photograph Sells for Record $6.5 Million
Each digital copy of photo (right) also worth $6.5 million.
FEATURE
Before leaving for the Christmas holidays, Congress snuck a last-minute law into the bill funding the government which provides relief for :
A )The nation's homeless.
B )The nation's sick and elderly.
C )Families torn apart by deportations.
D )Unarmed minority men shot by armed police officers.
E )The nation's biggest banks.
Hint: rhymes with thanks.
 
TRAVEL
Study Declares Most Annoying Airline Passenger: Rear Seat Kicker
Edging out health workers with Ebola, crying babies, shoe and underwear bombers.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Navy's Robotic Spy Fish Could Be Operational Soon
Look for it next time you order sushi.

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