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ENTERTAINMENT
Crowdfunded “Glorious Leader!” Video Game Still Scheduled for Release
Despite threat to kill anyone who buys it.
 
BUSINESS
Dish Network Drops Fox News
Now Dish subscribers will never find out what really happened in Benghazi.
 
POLITICS
Study: Liberals, Conservatives More Physically Active Than Centrists
All golfers are centrists.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Finding: Social Media Physically Rewiring Our Brains
We're dumber, but more up-to-date.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Computer Models Severely Underestimated Melting of Greenland's Ice Sheet
Suggests, if you're planning a trip there, bring a paddle.
The law Congress passed just before leaving for the holidays that lifted restrictions on banks that would have prevented them from gambling with depositors' savings on risky derivatives, was written by
A )GOP lawmakers at the behest of lobbyists.
B )Democratic lawmakers fishing for campaign contributions.
C )A bi-partisan coalition of lawmakers seeking to get re-elected.
D )Citibank.
Hint: Itís so much easier to write a good law in a temperature-controlled board room than in a smoke-filled back room in Washington.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Spending Bill Bars Government from Requiring Cattle Operators to Report Cow Flatulence and Belching, Major Contributors to Global Warming
But they can joke about it privately.
 
REMINDER
  Only 361 more shopping days until Christmas.

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