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MISCELLANEOUS
Florida Cops to Stop Using Mugshots of Black Men as Targets
Will switch to other minorities.
 
SPORTS
L.A. Football Fans Excited as
St. Louis Rams Owner Plans
To Build Stadium There

Tickets to see architect's drawing go on sale early next year.
NFL Investigation Confirms Patriots Were Using Underinflated Footballs in AFC Title Win
And moving the goalposts.
 
RELIGION
1 in 4 Americans Believe God
Will Decide Super Bowl

He decided two months ago and is just waiting to see the spread.
FEATURE
In 2014, TSA seized 6 weapons per day in carry-on bags, 83% of them loaded. This was because:
A )There were a lot of Federal Air Marshal wannabes.
B )Passengers are more prepared than ever to deal with attempts to put devices on their seats to prevent them from reclining.
C )Some folks are just ornery.
Hint: Not you. Some other folks.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Marijuana- Based Sex Spray for Women Goes on Sale in Colorado
Within seconds of applying women feel an overwhelming craving for sex, or Sara Lee chocolate cake.

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