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PAGE THREE – FEBRUARY 2 - 8, 2015
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MISCELLANEOUS
Small Drone That Crashed on Grounds of White House Meant for Obama
It was carrying a carton of Marlboros.
Study Finds Scalia Most Sarcastic Among Supreme Court Justices
“Yeah, right,” he says.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Robot Learns by Watching YouTube Videos
It's gradually becoming much stupider.
 
MILESTONES
  South Carolina Clears Those
Convicted, Jailed for Sitting
At Lunch Counter in 1961

Above: fifty-four years later they return, wait two hours for a cup of coffee.
What is this?
A )List of the smallest countries in the world.
B )The Final Nine in this year's World Badminton Battle Royal.
C )List of countries in which most people speak four or more languages.
D )List of countries whose high school students do way better in math than ours.
E )List of countries with faster broadband Internet speeds than we have.
Hint: The hint is still downloading. Be patient.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Superheroes Brawl in Hollywood
Fate of mankind hangs in balance.

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