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TECHNOLOGY
First Driverless Vehicles Unveiled in England
They'll be programmed to drive on wrong side of street.
Drone That Intercepts Other Drones Undergoes Testing
By Wham-O.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
More Than 202,000 People Have Applied For One-Way Ticket to Mars
Most of them to get out of jury duty.
3 Million-Year-Old Rodent Discovered in Uruguay Was Size of a Buffalo
Your rat problem suddenly doesnít seem so bad.
 
EDUCATION
Harvard Bans Sexual Relations Between Students and Professors
No ban yet on professors writing steamy novels about same.
 
SPORTS
Golf: PGA Creating Online Network to Engage Younger Fans
Featuring wild plaid fashions, clips from the latest Hope-Crosby movie and tips on tipping.
What is this: “Why do you scream? Smile, and speak your mind.”
A )Advice you and your spouse got at your first marriage and family counseling session.
B )Advice you got at your first court-mandated anger management training session.
C )Advice given by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to his chief negotiator at the international talks about Iranís nuclear program, following reports of raised voices.
Hint: this was not the reason you never went back to marriage and family counseling, nor anger management training.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  SETI Project to Send New
Message From Earth
Directed at Habitable Planets

Images on Pioneer 10 (above), launched in 1972 , will be updated to include a same-sex couple.

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