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PAGE THREE – MARCH 2 - 8, 2015
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NEW PRODUCTS
KFC Introduces Edible Coffee Cup
Holds 8 oz. of undrinkable coffee.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Drones Being Used to Target Ads Based on Your Exact Location
If your smartphone is trying to sell you toilet paper, guess where you are.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Recently Discovered Unknown Sherlock Holmes Story Has Its Doubters
They say it reads more like Basil Rathbone than Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
 
RELIGION
Pope Canonizes Junipero Serra,
Who Converted, Imprisoned,
Flogged Native Americans

Part of church's “tough love” program.
 
SPORTS
Pittsburgh Pirates Issue Statement Distancing Team From ISIS
Drop pitching prospect Mohammed Emwazi from spring training roster.
FEATURE
The viral Internet sensation about a dress that looks blue and black to some people and white and gold to others proves once and for all:
A )Things are not always what they appear.
B )What you see is what you get.
C )Seeing is believing.
D )All of the above.
E )None of the above.
Hint: Who gives a flying crap?
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Catwoman Comes Out as Bisexual in Latest Issue
Joining gay Green Lantern and soon-to-be transgender Hulk in LGBT pantheon of superheroes.

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