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MILESTONES
World's Oldest Person, Misao Okawa of Japan, Celebrates 117th Birthday
Although records indicate she's really 119.
Zimbabwe's President Mugabe Eats Elephant on His 91st Birthday
“When I was younger,” he says, “I could eat two.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
National Geographic
Expedition Discovers Lost
City of the Monkey God

In remote, hard-to-reach region of Universal Studios Orlando.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Virtual Reality's Success Tied to Solving Nausea Problem
People get queasy when they see the price.
Who is now allied against whom in the Middle East?
A )United States teaming up with Iran against ISIS.
B )Hezbollah in alliance with Israel vs. Al Qaeda.
C )Saudi Arabia, U.S. united against Yemen.
D )Shiite militias, Kurds allied against Sunnis in Tikrit.
D )Palestinian Authority in secret agreement with Israeli opposition to check Hamas.
Hint: The enemy of my enemy is my new BFF.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
On Island in Southern Japan, Cats Outnumber Humans by 6 to 1
Island's main industry is producing YouTube videos.

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