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TECHNOLOGY
San Francisco to Fight Public Urination With Hydrophobic Walls
And by shutting off water fountains.
Virtual Reality Gradually Replacing Reality
Watch your step.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Test for New York Cabbies
Drops Most Questions About
Geography, Directions

You still have to know how to curse out someone who cuts you off.
 
SPORTS
NCAA: 40 Million Will Fill Out Brackets, Bet $9 Billion on Tournament
Authorities hope to track down those forty million felons who gamble illegally and lock them up.
FEATURE
What is the Patient Affordability, Responsibility and Empowerment Act?
A )A GOP bill to help patients afford health care.
B )A GOP bill to hold providers and insurance companies responsible for their policies and practices in delivering and insuring patients.
C )A GOP bill to empower patients.
D ) A GOP bill to remove patients' ability to choose affordable health care.
Hint: do you really have to ask?
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Long-Lost Van Gogh Reappears
Bringing new hope they'll find his ear.

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