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PEOPLE
Obama Seen Wearing New Smartwatch
And new (not shown) smartsocks.
Dick Cheney Interview
Appears in Playboy

Along with pictorial, “The Girls of Abu Ghraib.”
 
TRAVEL
France Considers Banning Dangerously Thin Models
And dangerously rude waiters.
 
BUSINESS
FAA Gives Amazon Go-Ahead to Develop Drone Deliveries
Company will begin by using them to drop flyers announcing new service.
Starbucks Promotes Dialogue About Race Among Its Customers
Hopes to reduce dialogue about high price of a cup of coffee.
SCIENCE
Cockroach Ancestor Grew
Up to 7 Feet

Imagine a Roach Motel the size of the Pentagon.
Scientists Discover That Brutish Neanderthals Made Jewelry
Collected posies, danced the gavotte.
 
Glacier the Size of California About to Separate From East Antarctica
And float to California, ending the drought.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Very High Levels of Arsenic Found in Top-Selling Wines
Advice: stop saying “to your health.”
Study: Porn Doesn't Desensitize Men or Cause Erectile Dysfunction
Nor prevent them from serving on the Supreme Court.

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