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MISCELLANEOUS
Envoy: North Korea Has Developed Nuclear Missiles and Is Prepared to Use Them
If anyone makes sequel to The Interview.
Mexican Journalist Who Broke Story About Pena Nieto's Conflict-of-Interest Real Estate Scandal Fired
But so far still alive.
 
LAW
Even if You're on Terror Watch
List You Can Buy a Gun

You might have to show your ID if you're on Ten Most Wanted list.
 
TECHNOLOGY
New York Places Microphones
In High-Crime Neighborhoods

In hopes of aiding crime investigations, discovering new singing talent.
Report: NSA Hid Spying Software in Hard Drives Sold by All Major Brands
Which means it's probably monitoring these very keystrokes and that's all we have to say.
FEATURE
Khamenei has just come out in support of nuclear talks because:
A )He wants to flip a bird to Bibi.
B )Studying the Koran all the time is boring.
C )They already have five nuclear bombs.
D )He really needed to get out of the house.
Hint: and he was going nuts watching re-runs of “Three's Company.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
NASA Scientist Warns California Has Only One More Year of Water
Or two, if it's mixed with Scotch.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Preschool for Adults Opens in Brooklyn
With their parents looking on proudly.

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