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PAGE THREE – APRIL 13 - 19, 2015
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TECHNOLOGY
Apple Watch: Reviews Are In
“Another useless, unnecessary, overpriced accoutrement that's a must-have,” says one.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Muslims to Outnumber Christians Worldwide by 2070
Incidentally, we'll all be starving and up to our ears in hot, dirty seawater.
Report: Your Earwax Says
A Lot About You

But prevents you from hearing what it's saying.
 
FACTOID
8.9% of Americans Have Anger
Issues and Access to a Gun

And you just cut one off on the freeway.
 
SPORTS
NFL Punishes Atlanta Falcons for Piping in Fake Crowd Noise When Opponent Has Ball
For first two games team must replace fake crowd noise with laugh track.
“The unrelenting and merciless oppression of theÖ.people by a regime hostile to liberty is a direct rejection of values we as Americans hold sacred.” What is this?
A )Criticism by a GOP Congressional leader of Saudi Arabia.
B )Criticism by a GOP Congressional leader of Afghanistan.
C )Criticism by a GOP Congressional leader of Cuba.
Hint: Hey, Raul, I brought you a cigar, but donít light up Ďtil Iím out of the room.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Manhattan Highrise Offers Separate Entrances for Beautiful, Average
Ugly must use employees' entrance in rear.

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