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TECHNOLOGY
Computer Takes on Human Opponents in Poker Tournament
Loses its case, keyboard, hard drive, everything but its underwear.
Engineers Warn: Internet Could Reach Its Capacity in 8 Years
Once it does we'll be forced to face reality again.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Man Imprisoned Wrongly for 36 Years Given 1 Year of Free Burgers
Asks to be returned to prison.
 
SPORTS
Total Revenue From Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight Greater Than GDP of 29 Countries
Mayweather can buy Madagascar and have enough left over for Eritrea.
Due to Unrest, Baltimore Orioles Play Game With No Fans Present
Win game, schedule eight more without fans.
FEATURE
What is this?
A )Map showing electoral college votes of the states.
B )Map showing number of crazy people wandering around with guns.
C )Map showing the location of 939 hate groups, compiled by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
Hint: If you want it broken down into categories, there's General Hate, Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazi, White Nationalist, Racist Skinhead, Black Separatist, Christian Identity and Neo-Confederate.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Teen Solves Rubik's Cube in Record-Smashing 5.25 Seconds
Previous record was three days.

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