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TECHNOLOGY
Mysterious Space Plane Takes Off on Another Secretive Mission
Sources suggest it will orbit Earth measuring public's incredulity that it's not a spy mission.
 
EDUCATION
Report: Pakistan Company
Churning Out Fake Diplomas
From Fake Universities

Fortunately, they've proven no more effective than real diplomas from accredited universities.
 
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Online Sensation “Human Barbie” Admits Photoshopping Some Images
“Human Ken” (not shown) says he would never do such a thing.
If “100% organic” means the food is 100% organic, what does “organic” mean?
A )Healthy
B )Probably good for you
C )Contains some organic stuff
D )95% organic
Hint: the other 5% may include pesticides, bulking agents, food coloring, green slime and various poisons

The Mexican army is:
A )One of many organized armed groups in Mexico
B )Armed, but not particularly dangerous
C )A social club
C )A national bird-watching group that tries hard to avoid trouble
Hint: recently there have been some exciting sightings of Red-breasted Sapsuckers in Chiapas.
 
SPORTS
NFL Makes Extra Point
Attempts More Difficult

But not so difficult you won't ignore it and go buy something at the concession stand.

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