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TECHNOLOGY
Technological Breakthrough: Robotic Cheetah Clears Hurdle
Then a fence, a wall, and no one has seen it since.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
FCC Will Offer Tools to Block Robocalls
Americans will get robocalls from FCC describing tools.
New York Bill Would Allow Dogs to Dine With Owners
Unless dog is on the menu.
 
POLL
Bush, Carson, Huckabee, Rubio, Walker Tied at 10% Each
Seventy-three others split remaining 50%.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
A Totally Self- Contained Eco- Friendly House!
Everything you need to live independently, free from life's hassles, self-sufficient, with no one else around to spend time with, to talk to, just you, and your thoughts. $2500, at Misanthropy.
FEATURE
On Friday, after Dennis Hastert was sentenced to prison for bribing a man not to report that he had been molested by the former Speaker of the House, a White House spokesman said that despite the fact Hastert was a Republican, nobody at the White House took any pleasure from the report. This response could best be described as:
  A ) Very credible.
  B ) Not very credible.
  C ) Not in the least credible.
  D ) LOL
Hint: ROFL.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: Clinton Foundation Received $500,000 in Exchange for His Accepting Award
The Quid Pro Quo Award.

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