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TECHNOLOGY
Google Engineer Predicts
Humans Will Be Hybrids
By 2030

Half man, half smartphone.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Man in China Sets New World Record
For loudest scream.
Report: Five Safest States: Massachusetts, Vermont, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Hawaii; Five Most Dangerous: New Mexico, Tennessee, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Mississippi
Five happiest: Oregon, Colorado, Alaska, Washington, and, uh, Oregon?
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Hug It, Talk to It, What Else Do You Need?
The Hugvie incorporates your cellphone within its soft, huggable body so you can carry on a conversation with someone you want to hug, or someone you want to strangle to death. $80, at The Talking Torso.
FEATURE
The report about the latest case where a police officer was not charged after shooting an unarmed black teenager comes from:
  A ) Baltimore
  B ) Atlanta
  C ) St. Louis
  D ) Cleveland
Hint: what's the difference?
 
CRIME
Justice Dept. Finally Indicts
Individuals for Corruption,
Greed on Massive Scale

But it's in soccer.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Google Developing Software That Can Calculate Calories in Your Food Photos
And then show you how you'll look if you actually eat it.

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