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PEOPLE
Head of Spokane NAACP Says She's Black, Her Parents Say She's White
She says she liked Motown, her parents say she liked Pat Boone.
 
BUSINESS
Company Raising Funds to
Make First Porn Film in Space

Where no condom laws exist.
Google's Next Project “to Make Transportation More Efficient, Lower Cost of Living, Reduce Energy Use, Help City Governments”
And turn base metal into gold.
Oregon: State Gives Brewery
Okay to Make Beer From
Recycled Sewage Water

As long as “Made from recycled sewage water” is prominently displayed on bottles and cans.
World's Biggest Hotel Being Built in Saudi Arabia
Designed for discriminating travelers with many, many wives.
SCIENCE
Ice Age Camel Bones Discovered in Northern Canada Change Theories
New historical paintings needed to depict Eskimo caravan stopped at an oasis.
 
New Dinosaur Species, The Regaliceratops, Discovered in Canada
If you see one, you can consider yourself legally drunk.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Johns Hopkins Report: Some Hospitals Mark Up Prices 1000%
If people are willing to pay $235 for a Bufferin, hospitals are willing to charge it.
New Guinea Tribe That Eats Brains of Recently Dead Relatives Resistant to Parkinson's, Dementia
Ask your doctor etc.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Latest Numbers Guarantee
16-Foot Sea Level Rise, With
A Potential 65-Foot Rise

But still time to buy a houseboat, learn to fish.

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