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CONSUMER NEWS
Inadvertently Deploying Air Bags Still Deploying Inadvertently After Recall Fix
Public urged to keep bringing their cars into dealerships until problem solved, and check out the latest models.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Utah University Adds Lane on
Stairs for Texting and Walking

To keep students from bumping into those who are sexting and walking.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Company That Manages
Passwords Hacked

Customers advised to change their DNA.
 
SPORTS
Report: St. Louis Cardinals Hacked Houston Astros Database
One's a fastball, two's a curve.
 
FEATURE
BERNIE SANDERS NAMES HIS CABINET
Secretary of State
Willie Nelson
Singer
Secretary of Defense
Jane Fonda
Actress
SANDERS NAMES HIS CABINET (cont'd)
Attorney General
Elizabeth Warren
US Senator
Secretary of the Treasury
50 Cent
Rapper
Secretary of the Interior
Ben Cohen
Ben & Jerry's
Secretary of Agriculture
Jerry Greenfield
Ben & Jerry's
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Michael Moore
Filmmaker
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Magic Johnson
Businessman
Secretary of Transportation
Ralph Nader
Author
Secretary of Energy
Ed Begley, Jr.
Actor
Secretary of Education
Big Bird
Muppet
Secretary of Homeland Security
Edward Snowden
Whistleblower

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