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PEOPLE
 
  New Hampshire: Mitt Romney
Hosts Sleepover for Chris
Christie, Marco Rubio

Rubio takes upper bunk.
 
BUSINESS
Disney World Under Attack for Hiring Cheaper Foreign Workers to Replace Americans
With H1B visas, they can get seven dwarfs for the price of one.
New Firms Find Algorithms Better Than Humans at Hiring, Recruiting Best Workers
Compete fiercely with each other to hire, recruit best algorithms.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
What a Great Idea! And So Handy!
An iPhone case that looks just like a small firearm, perfect for when you're being mugged, or as a conversation piece - assuming you're not black. $79.95 at Guns 'n' Stuff.
CONSUMER NEWS
Auto Makers Recall 33.8 Million Vehicles
Owners warned when taking car to dealer, it may accelerate unexpectedly, causing collision, deploying deadly airbags.
 
SCIENCE
Stone Tools Older Than Man Found
They were discovered in the back of a drawer.
 
After Two Failed Missions, Supplies Finally Arrive at Space Station
Three sweaters, a case of sardines, two heads of cabbage and borscht.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientists: Urine, Not
Chlorine, Reason Your Eyes
Sting in Swimming Pools

Enjoy your summer.
 
RELIGION
Clerks in Texas Wrestle With Dilemma of Whether to Follow Law and Issue Marriage Licenses to Gays or Follow Their Religious Beliefs
Many turn to pedophile priests for answers.

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