| PEOPLE |
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 Mexican Drug Kingpin 'El Chapo'
Escapes From Maximum Security
Prison for Second Time
Retrieved some personal items left
behind making first escape. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Americans Will Spend $60 Billion
This Year on Their Pets
We love not wisely, but too well. |
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Trucker Shortage Prompts Call to
Let 18-Year-Olds Drive Big Rigs
They're mature, have long attention
spans, never text, talk, blast music or do
anything distracting. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 New Airline
Seating Plan Called “Economy Class
Cabin Hexagon”
Designed to efficiently accommodate
greater number of angry, miserable,
dehumanized passengers. |
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| SCIENCE |
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People Who Use Twitter on Daily Basis
More Likely to Masturbate Every Day
And vice versa. |
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Survey Finds Top Two Cities for Adultery:
Austin, Texas, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Pittsburgh??? |
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Three Monkeys' Brains, Connected
to Computer, Work in Tandem to
Move Animated Objects
Researchers hope to connect
infinite number of monkeys'
brains to write Shakespeare,
or a sellable screenplay. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Study: Playing Tetris Blocks
Out Traumatic Flashbacks
Unless you were once knocked
unconscious by a bunch of
falling boxes. |
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Report: Leading Psychologists
Protected U.S. Torture Program
In exchange for overnight stay at
White House. |
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