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PEOPLE
Sanders Surges in Polls
Das Kapital tops New York Times best-seller list.
 
MEDIA
Fox: Republican Debate
Limited to Top 10 in Polls

Number 11 will serve as first alternate should one of the 10 self-combust.
 
BUSINESS
Rumor: Apple May Be Getting Into Automobile Manufacturing
With Steve Jobs driving your car remotely from the cloud.
General Mills Legal Policy Prevents Customers From Suing Them
Company says savings from not having to hire lawyers go right back into their products.
Chinese E-Commerce Giant Alibaba Begins Selling Human Sperm Online
You can get it in two days with their version of Prime.
SCIENCE
Drug Companies Using Rare
Gene Mutations to Create Superhuman Drugs

But if you want to fly it's going to cost you.
Mysterious Crop Circles Appear in Russia, in Same Place They Appeared Ten Years Ago
Authorities comb area, consult experts, issue preliminary analysis that it appears the work of “the same hooligans.”
Discovered, Planet Very Similar to Earth, Circles Its Sun Every 385 Days
Their holiday shopping season twenty days longer than ours.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
One in Five Americans Include
Gluten-Free Food in Their Diet

Other four can't get enough of it, whatever it is.

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