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MISCELLANEOUS
Photos of Cheney, Staff on 9/11 Released to Public
Shown: Cheney watching CNN coverage of attack before switching to “Fox and Friends.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: Smart Rifles Can Be Hacked
Raises unsettling prospect of hacked self-driving cars armed with hacked smart rifles cruising our streets.
 
SPORTS
Deemed Too Expensive, Boston
Drops Bid for 2024 Olympics

No infrastructure, no public support, and bribes demanded by Olympics officials just too steep.
NFL Upholds Tom Brady's Four-Game Suspension for Deflating Footballs
League clears wife- beaters, child abusers to suit up opening day.
FEATURE
Legislation is being considered in Washington to help California with its drought problem by pumping more water to San Joaquin growers by rolling back environmental protections. This idea has been proposed by:
  A ) Democrats.
  B ) Republicans.
  C ) Klingons.
Hint: Klingons reportedly like the idea, but donít currently have any representatives in Congress.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New York Magazine Puts 35 Women Who Accused Bill Cosby of Rape on Cover
Next month, Playboy features “The Women of Cosby.”

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