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MISCELLANEOUS
Jerry Lewis Says He'll Allow His Notorious Holocaust Comedy The Day the Clown Cried to Be Seen in 10 Years
Until then you'll have to be satisfied with The Sorrow and the Pity.
House Where Ernest Hemingway
Committed Suicide Added to
National Register of Historic Places

Apartment where Lenny Bruce overdosed still waiting.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Most Agree Robots Will Soon
Replace Humans in Practically
Every Occupation

But we'll still be useful as pets.
 
ART
U.S. Returns Stolen Picasso to France
It had been hanging in the Stolen Painting Museum in Newark for over fifty years.
PEOPLE
Obama in Martha's Vineyard, Plays Golf With Larry David
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Revealed: Donald Trump Wooed Princess Diana
But concluded she wasn't good enough for him.
Test Results Confirm Warren Harding Fathered Love Child
Otherwise, he wasn't much of a president.
 
TRAVEL
Airline Passenger Complaints Soar 20% in Last Six Months
Airline profits soar 20% in same time period.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Brazil Holds Annual Miss BumBum Pageant
Shown: the talent competition.

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