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TECHNOLOGY
Tesla's Prototype Robot Charger Will Charge Your Car Automatically
Make sure it's happy, feels secure, doesn't harbor resentments.
Silicon Valley: Many Working on Software That Detects Sarcasm
Oh sure, like that's going to work.
Google's Humanoid Project Showing Results
It's already scaring the bejeezus out of people
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Old Farmer's Almanac Predicts
Long, Cold Winter

Suggests burning old copies of Old Farmer's Almanac.
“Muslim-Free” Gun Shop Teams With George Zimmerman
to Sell Confederate Flag Prints

A one-stop shop for all your racist needs.
NEW PRODUCTS
This High Tech Dog Collar Does Everything!
A Kickstarter campaign trying to launch this thing claims it will monitor Sparky's pulse, count his steps, track his location and perform thousands of other functions while you watch it all on your smartphone, in your car, desperately searching for him, and that expensive collar. $400, at Stupid Pet Supplies.
A Solid Gold 2-Wheel Self-Balancing Personal Scooter!
Look at it as insurance, with your life savings tied up in something you can step on and ride to work, or break a hip, in which case it'll pay for the operation and physical therapy. $390,000, at Fort Knox Novelties.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New York: Roving Topless Women Causing Controversy in Times Square
Critics complain there “aren't enough” of them.

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