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MISCELLANEOUS
Burning Man to Run Until Sept. 7
At which point participants will return to their charred estates in fire-ravaged Northwest.
New Dictionary Entries: “Manspreading,” “Butthurt,” “Microaggression,” “Hangry”
They're also song titles on Snoop Dogg's new album.
 
FACTOID
U.S., With 5% of Population,
Had 31% of World's Mass
Shootings From 1966 to 2012

Another proof of American exceptionalism.
 
SPORTS
NBA Preview: Oklahoma City Looks Stronger With Big Center Enes Kanter
Team optimistic seven-footer (left, with unknown fan) will provide size and savvy around rim.
FEATURE
What is this?
Discovery Communications
Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc.
CVS Health
A )The three companies with the greatest benefits for workers.
B )The three companies with the greatest food for workers.
C )The three companies with the greatest healthcare for workers.
D )The three companies with the greatest pay disparity between their CEO and workers.
Hint: If you work for Discovery, you plus 1,950 of your co-workers make just as much as the boss.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
“Madden NFL 16” Release Adds More Control, Realism
You can now deflate the footballs.

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