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PEOPLE
Kanye West to Run for President in 2020
As a Rapublican.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Emails Reveal Sony Altered Controversial “Concussion” Film to Avoid Upsetting NFL
Added goofy Three Stooges sound effects when players collide.
 
BUSINESS
Nestlé's KitKats Will Stop Using Cocoa Harvested by Child Laborers
New slave-free treat should be in stores soon.
McDonald's, Losing Market Share, to Begin Serving Breakfast All Day
Brunch all night.
Campbell's Introduces Star Wars Chicken Noodle Soup
Not shown: Campbell's Psychedelic Cream of Mushroom Soup.
SCIENCE
UK Scientists Discover Way to Slow Melting of Ice Cream
Next up: Greenland.
 
Hawaii: Six Begin Year of Isolation in Dome to Simulate Mars Trip
Four Americans, a Frenchman and a German may also simulate World War One.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Depression, Anxiety More Likely in Kids Who Are Picky Eaters
Being told you “can't leave the table until you finish your peas” makes people anxious, depressed.
U.S. Smoking Rates Continue Decline, Now Only 15.2% Lighting Up
Most of them tobacco executives.
Study: Moms, Dads Who Share Parenting Responsibilities Have Better Sex Lives
Occasionally with each other.

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