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PEOPLE
Kim Kardashian Calls $2.99 Monthly Fee to Access Her Website “A Great Deal”
Competing $5.99/mo. offer to block access to her site called “an even greater deal.”
 
PUBLISHING
Rupert Murdoch Buys Controlling Interest in National Geographic
Plans to re-evaluate evolution, introduce topless-native-of-the-month.
 
BUSINESS
EPA: 500,000 VWs Recalled
For “Defeat Device” to Evade
Emissions Law

Whenever an EPA inspector approaches, car takes off at high speed.
Most Expensive Beverly Hills
Mansion Asking Price Cut
From $195 Million to $149 Million

Quick, now's your chance!
Sharp Unveils First 8K TV
Many will wait until next week when they unveil 16K model.
SCIENCE
UC Berkeley Scientists Making Invisibility Cloak
High tech wonder hailed as greatest invention since x-ray glasses.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Children in Military Families More Likely to Use Alcohol, Drugs, Carry Weapons, Be Victims of Violence
Leaving them with no options but to join military.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
New “Hello Barbie” Can Say Thousands of Things
Like: “You shouldn't touch that,” “What are you doing with your hands?” and “That's disgusting, you perv!”
The First Cloud-Connected Roomba!
It cleans every square inch of your house, then sends a description of all the dust and hair and smuts up to some server in the cloud, which is really Nevada or Utah, while you observe it all from your lanai in Pago Pago. $899, at Lazy Shack.

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