| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Pope
Bobblehead Dolls Sell Out Everywhere
Even God can't get one. |
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Study: More Deaths This Year
From Selfie-Related Incidents
Than From Shark Attacks
Most of them selfies taken during shark attacks. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Intelligent Car Seat That Detects
Driver's Stress Level Could Be on
Market by 2020
Flashing external lights warn other
drivers when you're about to snap. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Now Starbucks Customers Can
Order in Advance by Mobile App
Your order ready in minutes at all 258,343 Starbucks. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Assures Atheists They Don't
Have to Believe in God to Go to Heaven
However, you must believe in God
to be admitted into Hell. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is the best way to get rich quick? |
| A ) | Be born rich. |
| B ) | Drop out of Harvard. |
| C ) | Buy a car, any car, join class action lawsuit against manufacturer. |
| D ) | Buy a small drug company, start charging huge prices for their drugs. |
| E ) | Never miss a putt. |
| F ) | Marry a rich person. |
| Hint: First, you have to meet one. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB: Pete Rose Takes
Case to Commissioner
Later meets with Pope. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Boehner Tears
Up as Pope Addresses Congress
Later seen bawling during Chinese
President Xi's speech. |
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