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PEOPLE
Canonization of Junipero Serra Still Controversial
Particularly among descendants of those he enslaved, tortured and killed.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Schwarzenegger Replacing Trump on “Celebrity Apprentice”
After reluctantly promising not to sleep with the help.
 
BUSINESS
Bob Dylan Doing Commercials
For IBM

Joan Baez still holding out for more money.
Hewlett Packard to Fire
30,000 Workers

Giving them more time to campaign for Carly Fiorina.
Report: Automakers Have Been Cheating on Emissions Since Regulations Began
Get rid of regulations and cheating will disappear, it concludes.
SCIENCE
NASA: There's Water on Pluto
For when Mars gets too crowded.
Study: 3% of Frog Species
Now Extinct, 7% May Disappear Within Next Century

Finger of suspicion points to France.
 
Scientists Digitally Simulate Part of Rat's Brain
To better understand how to exterminate them.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Retiring From Work
Associated With Poorer Health

Those who work themselves to death actually live longer.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
1.8 Million Boxes of Cheerios Recalled Over False “Gluten-Free” Label
Company explains it meant, “just a little gluten.”

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