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PEOPLE
Clinton Spanish Campaign Poster Revealed
English translation: “Don't Cry for Me, America!”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Playboy to Remove Nudes
From Magazine

Will objectify women in written pieces only.
 
BUSINESS
McDonald's Franchise Owners Complain About New “All-Day Breakfast” Policy
Customers stay all day nursing one Egg McMuffin.
Four Walton Family Shareholders Have Already Lost $41 Billion in 2015
But they still have enough left over to never have to shop at Walmart.
Chuck E. Cheese's to Sell Alcohol
May also dispense medical marijuana in states where it's legal.
CONSUMER NEWS
Concept Car Has Its Own Drone Landing Pad!
Developed by the pizza industry, this allows delivery to hard-to-access locations, like islands, tree houses and prisons.
 
SCIENCE
Giant Alien Megastructure
Found in Space

Huge sphere surrounding massive star could be power source for advanced civilization, or not.
 
Ancient Teeth Found in China Suggest Homo Sapiens Outwitted by Neanderthals
Who apparently convinced them they were good dentists.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Chinese Men Smoke One-Third of World's Cigarettes
Inhaling deemed healthful alternative to breathing in Beijing.

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