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PEOPLE
Trump Wants Secret Service Protection
To protect him from everyone he's insulted.
Trudeau Promises Canada “Sunny Ways”
And plenty of fodder for the tabloids.
Tony Blair Now Takes Blame for Iraq War
After thinking it over for twelve years.
 
BUSINESS
Maker of India Pale Ale Offers IPO
After a few bottles, seems like a damn fine investment.
Tesla Stock Takes Hit After Consumer Reports Rescinds Recommendation for Model S Sports Sedan Over Reliability
Suggests you buy five mid-size sedans instead.
SCIENCE
Researchers Prove Quantum Theory Einstein Called “Spooky“
Just in time for Halloween.
Living Organisms Existed on Earth 4.1 Billion Years Ago, 300 Million Years Earlier Than Previously Thought
And they're still around — look under your sink.
2015 Could Be Hottest Year Ever
Something to tell your grandchildren about.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Stroke Risk Linked
To Stressful Jobs

Suggests showing up late, leaving early.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, a story about the upcoming Republican debate was accompanied by the wrong picture. Above is the correct one. We apologize for any confusion.

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