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PEOPLE
Trump Allows Photographers Inside His Opulent New York Penthouse
Above: one of twenty-eight walk-in closets.
After Hastert Pleads Guilty in Hush Money Scheme, Portrait Removed From Hallway Outside Chamber
“Hastert Rule” will be changed to name of Republican lawmaker not guilty of ethics charges, once one is found.
 
BUSINESS
Snoop Dogg Introduces Own Line of Marijuana Products
“I want to be to weed what Ralph Lauren is to tweed,” he says.
Report: Diamonds More Common Than Previously Thought
Tiffany announces 2-for-1 sale between now and Christmas.
SCIENCE
Happiness Levels on Rise in
Adolescents, Adults Over 30
Becoming Less Happy

Study concludes “making a living way less fun than playing video games.”
Earth-Like Planet Discovered
Only 39 Light Years Away,
Surface Temperature of
500 Degrees

Perfect for baking potatoes.
 
Thermal Scan Reveals Mysterious Hot Spot in Great Pyramid
Hollywood: three new mummy pictures greenlighted.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Facelifts Do Not Raise, In Some Cases Lower Self-Esteem
Next study: self-esteem in patients who've had their faces lowered.
 
CORRECTION
Last week we said “tobacco executives knew decades ago about the dangers of global warming but did nothing.” What we meant to say was “oil executives knew decades ago about the dangers of smoking cigarettes, but did nothing.” We regret the error.

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