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PEOPLE
Trump Ridicules Reporter With Disability
Then takes his handicapped parking space.
 
MEDIA
NBC Gives GOP Candidates
12 Minutes Free Airtime Since
Trump Hosted SNL

They must appear in overlong sketches without endings.
 
BUSINESS
Pfizer, Allergan Marry,
Move to Ireland

Newlyweds look forward to meeting new friends, saving $800 million in taxes.
Nonprofit Founded to Combat
Obesity Says $1.5 Million From
Coca-Cola Has “No Influence”

Now seeking another $1.5 million from Coors.
NHTSA Delays Mandate Requiring Electric Vehicles to Cater to Visually Impaired
Until then, keep honking until they get out of the way.
SCIENCE
Five Mysterious “Fast Radio Bursts” From Milky Way Baffle Scientists
It's as if, several million years ago, someone butt-dialed us.
Amateur Astronomer Spots “Rat” in Photo Taken by NASA's Mars Rover
Not shown: nearby “slice of pizza.”
Biggest Diamond in Over a Century Discovered
On “Antiques Roadshow.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
NFL: Concussion Protocol
Not Followed

Confused, disoriented commissioner allowed to continue on job.
Pharmaceutical Firm
Reneges on Promise to Cut
Price of Life-Saving Drug

In time for Christmas.

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