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PEOPLE
Mark Zuckerberg, Wife Pledge 99% of Their Facebook Shares to Charity
What's left they'll spend on jewelry, yachts, private jets and an over-the-top lifestyle.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Watching Lots of TV “Makes
You Stupid”

Sixty-seven year study concludes.
MTV Names Post-Millennial Generation “Founders”
After “MTV Generation” didn't catch on.
 
BUSINESS
New “Protein Cheerios” Coming
Under Fire From Nutritionists

Tests show the holes have as much protein.
Amazon Demonstrates New Delivery Drone
Makes ordering online as simple as Black Hawk Down.
SCIENCE
Scans Prove There's No Such
Thing as Male, Female Brain

However, there are brains that like to passively watch sports, and brains that don't.
Scientists Create New Substance, Q-Carbon, Harder Than Diamond
Offer part ownership to anyone who can come up with something to do with it.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Mixed Drinks Made With Diet Soda Test Higher for Alcohol Content
Still, you'll show off a better figure when taking the sobriety test.
FDA Won't Require Labeling of Genetically Engineered Salmon
Assumes you'll figure it out when it starts singing.

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