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TECHNOLOGY
Trump Says He'll Ask Bill Gates About “Closing Up the Internet”
But to allow his tweets through.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
As of 2019, Cars Will Be Rated for Crash Avoidance Technology
But not for regulations avoidance technology.
 
EDUCATION
Justice Scalia: Affirmative Action Puts Blacks in Schools Too Hard for Them
Cites University of Kentucky, where every year five black students leave after just a few semesters with no degree, no prospect of employment outside of professional basketball.
 
SPORTS
MLB Recommends Nets to Protect Field-Level Fans From Foul Balls
And saliva.
FACTOID
Americans Spend an Average
Of $830 on Christmas Presents

None of which will ever be worn, used, played with or eaten.
 
TRENDS
Latest Craze: Glitter Beards
It's not expected to last too long.
 
ART
French Scientist Finds Hidden
Portrait Under Mona Lisa

Actually, it's just a bunch of numbers and dots.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Bad News: Beijing Has First “Red Alert” Due to Smog
Good news: seen as answer to overpopulation problem.

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