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PEOPLE
Betting Site Names Ted Cruz GOP Front-Runner
Gamblers like his mix of paranoia, Islamophobia and dislikability.
 
BUSINESS
New York City Bans Restaurants From Requiring Men to Wear Ties
Will consider “shirts and shoes” next.
U.S. Regulators Fine Takata $200 Million for Exploding Airbags
Takata: if you don't want your airbags to explode, don't get in an accident.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Beatles Catalog Comes to Streaming Services
Now millions of millennials can finally hear what they sound like.
 
TRAVEL
Airlines Hire “Comfort Dogs”
to Help Passengers With Stress

Caused by smaller seats, additional charges for everything.
SCIENCE
Study: Dogs Imitate Each
Other Just Like Humans

They even steal each other's jokes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New York State Investigation
Finds 4 Out of 5 Herbal
Supplements Contain No Herbs

And are not supplements.
 
REMINDER
  Only 315 more shopping days to buy the election.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Survey: Typical American Lives
Only 18 Miles From Mom

And still they don't call.
 
TECHNOLOGY
  Airlines Consider Adding Glass
Bubble to Planes for 360 Viewing

Not sure whether to charge more, or less.
 

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