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THE YEAR IN PICTURES – 2015
 
Trump Runs First Political Ad
In it, he kills a bald eagle.
 
LAX to Build Special Terminal Just for Celebrities
Featuring optional TSA checks, chic medical marijuana dispensary.
 
U.S. Taking Cyber Warfare Seriously
Virtual battles touted as humane, cost-effective approach to solving territorial disputes.
 
Mammoth Genome Sequence Completed
Won't be long before a woolly mammoth escapes from a zoo, scaring the bejeezus out of everybody.
 
NYC: Rats Reportedly Running Through Subways Carrying Bubonic Plague
New Yorkers told not to worry, just keep moving.
 
 
Orioles Fans Barred From Attending Game During Civil Unrest
40,000 angry ticketholders take to the streets, burn police cars.
 
More Trouble for Pope Francis
He says Wiccans welcome in the church.
 
Obama Takes Time to Appear on TV Shows With Jerry Seinfeld, Bear Grylls
But only lasts three weeks on “Dancing With the Stars.”
 
Apple Watch Sales Disappoint Top Management, Investors
They hope next year's Apple Hat does better.
 
Miley Cyrus Named Person of the Year
By Mademoiselle.

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