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PEOPLE
Gallup: Hillary Clinton Ranked Most-Admired Woman in U.S. For Record 20th Year
Even though 61% of the population says she can't be trusted.
Book: Former Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai May Have Been Gay
Mao may have dressed up as a drum majorette and twirled a baton.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Star Wars: The Force Awakens Fastest Movie to $1 Billion
First film to gross $100 million in Raisinettes.
 
MEDIA
Politifact Awards Trump
“Lie of the Year”

For whatever he said most recently.
 
BUSINESS
$231,000 Ferrari Convertible Could Catch Fire
But for additional $60,000 you can buy non-flammable model.
SCIENCE
Weak Economy Forces Deep
Cuts in Russian Space Program

Will go back to sending dogs into orbit.
Ominous: North Pole Warmer
Than Chicago Last Week

Public warned: when North Pole warmer than Bermuda, seek higher ground.
 
UK Firm Building Aircraft That Can Fly From England to Australia in 4 Hours
Roundtrip London to Paris: four minutes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Company Claims It Will Be Able to Resurrect the Dead by 2045
Lightning-free, environmentally friendly, Frank & Stein Technologies will employ solar to bring you back, keep you running.
Report: HGH Use in Pro Sports
Still Pervasive

Extends to team mascots.

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