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ENTERTAINMENT
Filmmakers Submit 10-Hour Film of Paint Drying to British Censorship Board
Who gives it an R rating.
Movie Theaters in China
Hope to Attract Audiences
By Offering Clean Air

And the occasional movie.
 
BUSINESS
Disney Sued for Replacing U.S. Workers With Lower-Salaried Immigrants
Worse, Goofy had to train his replacement.
Xerox Splitting Into Two
Companies

One identical to the other.
Mattel Debuts Petite, Tall, Curvy Barbies
Not shown: stocky, gawky, paunchy Kens.
SCIENCE
Study: Worriers Have Higher IQs, Many Are Creative Geniuses
So if you wake up in the middle of the night sick with worry, thatís a good thing.
 
Rapper B.o.B. Draws Widespread Ridicule Claiming Earth Flat
He's now running third among Republicans in Iowa.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 1% of All Doctors Account for 32% of All Paid Malpractice Claims
Ask your doctor if he's constantly being sued.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Photo of Potato Sells for $1 Million
To buyer who wishes to remain anonymous forever.

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