| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Filmmakers Submit 10-Hour
Film of Paint Drying to British
Censorship Board
Who gives it an R rating. |
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Movie Theaters in China
Hope to Attract Audiences
By Offering Clean Air
And the occasional movie. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Disney Sued for Replacing U.S.
Workers With Lower-Salaried Immigrants
Worse, Goofy had to train his replacement. |
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Xerox Splitting Into Two
Companies
One identical to the other. |
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 Mattel Debuts
Petite, Tall, Curvy Barbies
Not shown: stocky, gawky, paunchy Kens. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Worriers Have Higher IQs,
Many Are Creative Geniuses
So if you wake up in the middle of the night
sick with worry, that’s a good thing. |
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 Rapper B.o.B.
Draws Widespread Ridicule Claiming
Earth Flat
He's now running third among Republicans in Iowa. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: 1% of All Doctors Account
for 32% of All Paid Malpractice Claims
Ask your doctor if he's constantly being sued. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Photo of
Potato Sells for $1 Million
To buyer who wishes to remain anonymous forever. |
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