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PEOPLE
Rupert Murdoch to Marry Jerry Hall
Although, at 59, she might be a little old for him.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
  2016 Oscar Nominees Gather for Group Picture
Note: photographer was black.
 
BUSINESS
Good News: Women in Company Leadership Linked to Stronger Profits
Bad news: because they're paid less.
Plans Underway to Build Mile-High Skyscraper in Japan
With Mile High Club, swank oxygen bar, on top floor.
CONSUMER NEWS
Quality Control Chief Steps
Down at VW

Company has no plans to replace him.
 
SCIENCE
Researchers: Our Genes
Determine if We're Going to
Be an Early Bird or a Night Owl

Likewise, a prick or a schmuck.
 
Detection of Time-Bending Gravitational Waves Vindicates Einstein
Scientists now plan to travel back in time and “tell the old man he was right.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Disparity in Life Spans of Rich, Poor Growing, Not Shrinking
If you have to ask price of life-saving meds, you can't afford them.
Study: Whites Receive More Emergency Room Pain Treatment Than Minorities
Also less likely to be stopped by police, shot on way home from ER.

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