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MISCELLANEOUS
  According to Map of "Likes" on Facebook, Ben Carson in Lead
And Santorum leads on MySpace.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Dutch Police Employing Eagles to Snatch Unwanted Drones Out of Sky
Orders for eagles pouring in from Syria, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen.
 
LAW
In Georgia, Blind People Can
Carry a Gun

Because, if you outlaw guns for blind people, only people who can see will have guns.
SPORTS
Baseball: Pitchers, Catchers Report
Sit around, waiting for rest of team to show up.
 
GAMES
Hasbro Unveils New Monopoly With ATM Instead of Cash
“We're sorry, our computer is down. Go outside and play.”
 
RELIGION
Letters Reveal Pope John Paul II
Had “Deeply Personal” Friendship With Married Woman

But apparently never got past third base.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Huge Shipment of Meth Bra Inserts Seized in Australia
Sparking worldwide panic among flat-chested meth addicts.

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