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TECHNOLOGY
Mark Zuckerberg Says Virtual Reality is Future of Social Media
Reality “so yesterday.”
 
BUSINESS
Estimated Cost of Buying One of Everything on Amazon $12.8 Billion
But you can return it all for free.
Bad News: IRS Hack Twice as
Bad as Previously Thought

Good news: hackers may have stumbled upon Trump's tax returns.
Loophole Closed on Goods
Made By Slave Labor

Chocolate, shrimp, diamonds, Nikes vanish from store shelves.
Airbus to Convert Three Seats to One Bench Seat to accommodate Obese Passenger
Or five skinny ones.
SCIENCE
NASA Reveals Apollo 10
Astronauts Heard “Weird
Music ”While Circling Moon

Tom Stafford believed it was Jethro Tull, Eugene Cernan The Incredible String Band.
Study: Horses Can Recognize
Human Emotions Based on
Our Facial Expressions

But can't figure out cats.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Decline in Numbers
Of Bees Threatens 35% of
Global Crop Production

Suggests we switch to diet of synthetic meat, plastic.
 
CORRECTION
Last week, we captioned this photo “Elvis Impersonator Snaps Picture of Trump.” It should have read, “Elvis Snaps Picture of Trump Impersonator.” We apologize for the confusion.

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