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TECHNOLOGY
  Google's Advanced Artificial Intelligence Program Defeats Human Champ at Complex Game of Go
Later, loses a considerable amount of cash to human at three-card monte.
Google's Self-Driving Car Hits Bus
Nobody hurt.
 
EDUCATION
Tuition for Vassar, Sarah Lawrence, Columbia all Top $50,000
But for USC, if you have to ask, you canít afford it.
 
SPORTS
U.S., Cuba in Talks to End
Embargo on Baseball Players

If they can hit .300 against major league pitching, they'll have a clear path to citizenship.
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Tall Men Earn More, Overweight Women Earn Less
The rich get richer and blondes have more fun.
 
FEATURE
Donít worry because:
A ) It couldnít happen.
B )It couldnít happen here.
C )It could happen here, but probably wonít.
D )Canada is a big country with lots of room for immigrants.
Hint: Also, there is excellent beer and ice hockey.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Hitler's Personal Copy of Mein Kampf to be Auctioned in Maryland
At the Republican caucus.

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