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PEOPLE
David Duke: Trump Campaign Has Chance of “Rehabilitating” Hitler's Image
Which has suffered over the years.
 
BUSINESS
Mark Zuckerberg Ridiculed for Jogging in Tienanmen Square,
and Without a Mask
Says it has “nothing to do” with needing state approval for Facebook to operate there and access the estimated 1.2 billion new Facebook subscribers.
Study: When More Women Enter a Profession, Pay Declines for Same Jobs Men Did
If Hillary wins, she'll get 80% of what Obama got.
Google Selling Company That Built Advanced Humanoid
It was becoming “unmanageable.”
SCIENCE
Queen Nefertiti May Have
Been Found in Secret Tomb
Behind King Tut's

If it really is Nefertiti, and she can be removed and shown to the public, she's expected to make ten times what Tut made.
 
Domino's Testing Robot to Deliver Pizza
Robot will eventually have pimples and a squeaky voice.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study Concludes Standing at
Work No Better than Sitting

Sitting no better than lying down.
Doctors Are More Likely to Misdiagnose Patients Who Are Jerks
Patients more likely to be misdiagnosed by doctors who are jerks.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study Finds Personal Assistants Like Siri Ineffective in an Emergency
Like when your iPhone is stolen.

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